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How I Save Republicans From The Chore Of Their Cynicism and The Labors of Their Dissimulation

How I Save Republicans From The Chore Of Their Cynicism and The Labors of Their Dissimulation

repression

Not insensitive even to the foul-breathed craphounds who live among us, I worry when I observe that Republicans trod the public stage with little evident joie de vivre, the poor souls’ bearing visibly encumbered, even their posture put upon. Of course I want to help.

You’d think Republicans would be in better humor. They control a paltry one-half a branch of government and yet America is all but…

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How I Save Republicans From The Chore Of Their Cynicism and The Labors of Their Dissimulation

How I Save Republicans From The Chore Of Their Cynicism and The Labors of Their Dissimulation

repression

Not insensitive even to the foul-breathed craphounds who live among us, I worry when I observe that Republicans trod the public stage with little evident joie de vivre, the poor souls’ bearing visibly encumbered, even their posture put upon. Of course I want to help.

You’d think Republicans would be in better humor. They control a paltry one-half a branch of government and yet America is all but…

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Zombie-Fucker Dick Cheney And His Zombie-Fucker Family Rule All Of Hell

Zombie-Fucker Dick Cheney And His Zombie-Fucker Family Rule All Of Hell

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One of the dearest moments in family values history transpired recently somewhere in the Wyoming annex of Hades, when the American Mussolini Richard Bruce Cheney and his hydrocephalic spawn Liz, appeared in an ad denouncing national security mental wellness, and smugly gave America the wonderful news it has long awaited: formation of some Alliance for a Stronger America.Whether membership in…

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The Political Question of the Day Is: How Much Would You Mind Being Dead?

The Political Question of the Day Is: How Much Would You Mind Being Dead?

smiling corpse

I am less puzzled perhaps that many Americans search for their motivation to vote, than that so few become disabused of the propaganda they ingest on a continuous basis advocating policies that at best degrade their existence or at worst imperil it, to the point of revulsion or revolt.

In fairness to today’s Republican elected officials, they are surprisingly flexible, and utterly accommodating…

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John Boehner, Rick Perry, John McCain & Republicans Everywhere Say Very Silly Things Almost All The Time, As The Press Listens Closely

John Boehner, Rick Perry, John McCain & Republicans Everywhere Say Very Silly Things Almost All The Time, As The Press Listens Closely

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By every indication, the American mainstream press, and more specifically and spectacularly guilty, CNN and the broadcast network Sunday shows believe the American politics they are covering are a very serious endeavor indeed. I beg to differ.

One question that troubles my sleep, and may trouble yours, is if there is any disqualifying quantity or quality of inanity that can disentitle a given…

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Hey Stupid, You Don’t Have A Constitutional Right To Own a Gun (The NRA & Pro-Murder Club Put Several More Notches In Their Belt In Isla Vista)

Hey Stupid, You Don’t Have A Constitutional Right To Own a Gun (The NRA & Pro-Murder Club Put Several More Notches In Their Belt In Isla Vista)

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2008 Republican tchotchke, and half-sentient symbol of a faux working class, hustler Joe the Plumber advised the father of dead Isla Vista victim Christopher Martinez that “Your dead kids don’t trump my Constitutional rights.”

Sorry, chucklehead, but your inanity only trumps itself. With all due respect to your constitutional scholasticism, what you have instead of the right you think you have…

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80 Bad Years: Conservatives’ Exemplary Record Of Being Wrong About Everything

80 Bad Years: Conservatives’ Exemplary Record Of Being Wrong About Everything

Head in Hands

As Obamacare surpasses its goal of  7 million sign-ups, with over 8 million as of now,  and including those who have acquired insurance either as the result of Medicaid expansion or other elements of the Affordable Care Act raising the number of Americans previously uninsured or newly insured to between 14.6 and 22.1 million, there’s discussion of how supercalifragilistically wrong Republicans…

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Night Of The Living Philistines: Money Making, Envy And You

Night Of The Living Philistines: Money Making, Envy And You

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Arthur C. Brooks confides to us in a New York Times Op-Ed piece that he is worried about what he calls, our “national shift toward envy.” Pity the sleepless nights the man has endured on our behalf, coming to grips with this ‘toxic’ plague poisoning the very air we breathe, and praise his sacrifice.

A not-as subtle-as-it-thinks-it-is obfuscation favored by many on the right these days as…

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Pensées Sur Douchebags: Anti-Obamacare Propaganda Is Pure Evil

Pensées Sur Douchebags: Anti-Obamacare Propaganda Is Pure Evil

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Trot out your ideological imperatives (morally weightless) trundle by your political, strategic rationales (excuses) bloviate your partisan sanctimony (making it even worse) and hoist your faux concern for the lot of Americans (unbelievable), but the false witness you continue to bear against the only, and to date best available, lifesaving alternative for health insurance and medical care for…

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Bastard Children of Nixon and Rand Frolicking In Their Filthy Rags of Avarice

Bastard Children of Nixon and Rand Frolicking In Their Filthy Rags of Avarice

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In some murky anatomical zone of procreation, the race-baiting strategies bequeathed via a grotesque gothic Ark of the Covenant to the Republican Party, for utilization by decades of political operatives and apparatchiks as a sacred touchstone for electoral profits, inseminated the Objectivist hallucinations of Ayn Rand, which divide humans into golden geese and fleshly detritus, in order to…

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